Or paint or write or try to make a change.

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via pizza)

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

(via waywardswagabond)

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

(via pizza)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via jmarcano96)

jakemalik:

attractive strangers make everything better

(Source: hi, via pizza)

surprisedbitch:

when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time

image

(via jmarcano96)

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via idahoing)

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via pizza)

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

(Source: jeans-left-buttock, via idahoing)