say those three words and i’m yours
super smash bros
my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.