yllis:

Me when i try to make  a friend 

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gemiblu:

laphishpe:

needs-coffee:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

oh my god

cutest thing on the internet

oH MY GOD. LITERAL TEARS.

Holy crap. That was amazing! 

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suncalf:

i was eating a sandwich today and there was a group of people nearby and one of the girls was talking about how she liked some guy and how she wasn’t sure if she should approach him or not and one of her friends looked at her and said in a serious tone “you should try. remember, yolo” and she nodded and smiled and looked reassured and i was so totally thrown by the use of “yolo” in such a deadpan everyday manner that i almost choked on my fucking sandwich 

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someone: let's be friends!!!
me: yes okay i like that idea!!!
we never speak again
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

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ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too