Tell me your God Tier title! →
loveisatime-machine: gcio: shimmz: I’m Sylph of Light! Yay. :’D rogue of void im roxy Witch of Void, nice :3 Mage of Blood, woo hoo.
Anonymous asked: You’re a(n aspiring) philosopher,...
iknowoscarwilde: I think I’d make a terrible philosopher - I haven’t got the patience or facial hair, and I’m too flippant - but I suppose I’ll say, quite simply, ‘evidence.’ And then, obviously, I’ll expand on that because it’s pretentious. There’s no evidence for the gods, so I don’t see reason to believe in them (or, for that matter, to devoutly worship a specific one of them). If strong...
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
What grades determine:
butitmight: Your ability to memorize mostly useless things Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable What grades do NOT determine: Your intelligence ...
mendelsmedulla: Nothing says confidence like doing sudoku with a pen.
gitface: When one of your favourite blogs starts following you and you’re too scared to reblog anything because you feel like you’re walking a thin line and they could regret their decision and unfollow you any moment.
sittingonwinbutlersface: a perfect visual metaphor for my entire life
Steven Moffat reveals a huge spoiler for Series 7
doctorwho: We’re hiding it after the break. Click through ONLY if you really want to see it. Read More
jessicarlos: i think i visit my blog more than anyone else does
Me on the internet: HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
xoxoalwaysnforever: ohmrbieber: I don’t care what your tumblr is, if it’s a one direction tumblr to a hipster one you should reblog this. This needs to be spread and people should know how some kids live their lives. Sorry if i sound like I’m being a bitch but this is so sad and it makes me cry thinking people kill themselves from this sort of thing. society is totally fucked.